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Welcome to another roundup of Reddit's funniest signs! We pulled some absolute gems from this week, and we also love featuring ones by BuzzFeed readers. Got a good one? Add it in the comments! Here's our last roundup if you missed it, but first, let's get to what we found this week!

1.Speak to the bug:

Sign explaining that outdoor seating may have insects and staff aren't responsible if they land on food. Advises speaking to management if needed

u/snowscovered / reddit.com

2.They couldn't have used a different shade of blue?:

Sharpie highlighters on sale for $5.99, marked down from $9.99

u/FarWay3952 / reddit.com

3.The callout:

Sign humorously warns: "It's a small office. We know who you are. There's a toilet brush if you need to use it," alongside toilet and brush image

u/Power_poop / reddit.com

4.So we're all in the same boat?:

Sign for a fish fry event on June 5, 2-6 PM. Below, humorous text: "I fart because it's the only gas I can afford."

u/XTasty09 / reddit.com

5.Yup:

Person holding a protest sign reading "I've seen better cabinets at IKEA," referencing cabinets in a humorous context

u/Aficionadow / reddit.com

6.Funny but so true:

Canvas with handwritten text: "Buy art from living artists. The dead ones don't need the money."

u/AgentBlue62 / reddit.com

7.We love someone who does their job:

Ace Hardware store sign reading: "I was told to change the sign."

u/bence73 / reddit.com

8.Oh no, not at the fellowship:

Church sign reads: "The best way to the top is on your knees."

u/omgfakeusername / reddit.com

9.Don't do it!:

Playful cat lying upside down on a carpet in front of a board reading, "The cat has been fed. Don't fall for her [nonsense]."

u/AnonymousCat77091 / reddit.com

10.I wonder if they were found:

Chalkboard sign with hand-written message: "To the person who stole my bed: I will not rest until I find you."

u/orlanthi / reddit.com

11.The poor people who have to clean them:

Sign on a restroom door reads: "These toilets are closed again due to being vandalised within 12 hours of being reopened."

u/Hidden2World / reddit.com

12.The person who took this said, "When they trick you thinking it is $1.79 for gas but that's just the price of their Slurpee":

Gas station sign showing prices: Unleaded $4.79, Diesel $6.09, Premium $1.79. Below, a marquee reads "5¢ off gal with Speedy Rewar" partially cut off

u/LeoRavenscroft / reddit.com

13.I feel like I should understand this but I don't:

Sign on wooden door reads: "Please pull door from inside to open."

u/Accomplished_Bake939 / reddit.com

14.That is just people in 2026:

Road sign cautioning pedestrians about smartphone distractions, showing two figures looking at phones with the text "Beware of Smartphone Zombies."

u/Short-Brain-1313 / reddit.com

15.Nice choice of words:

Billboard for Northwest Contractors Inc. with tagline: "We screw. We nail. We finish!" and services listed like roofing and siding

u/brocomputer9000 / reddit.com

16.An honest goose:

A metal duck statue with a small bucket stands next to a trash can labeled, "OH HEY, LOOK! A TRASH CAN. Great place to put your TRASH."

u/Neat_Scallion6367 / reddit.com

17.And no backwards peeing zone:

Sign with an illustration prohibiting standing and urinating, marked by a red "X" over the image

u/FFSoldier57 / reddit.com

18.I'm gonna guess they ran out of room on the sign:

Walgreens pharmacy sign with "Get your pneumonia today" message, suggesting a humorous error. Street sign says "Florence St." in the background

u/aquila421 / reddit.com

19.What a genius business partnership:

Taco Bell sign with "Breakfast" below and "Cannabis" beneath, suggesting an unexpected combination

u/Washpedantic / reddit.com

20.I fully back this:

Sign reads "Please no dogs or smoking" in an outdoor garden area with potted plants

u/Fit-Pear-851 / reddit.com

21.I concur:

Chalkboard sign with handwritten text: "To the person who stole my inhaler, I find your audacity breathtaking."

u/orlanthi / reddit.com

22.The watermelons in Texas sure look different:

A large bin labeled "Texas Watermelons" is filled with corn husks in a store setting

u/Born-Gift-6800 / reddit.com

23.Not confusing at all:

Sign shows a swimming prohibition icon with the text "No Smoking," creating an amusing contradiction

u/Intelligent_Slip6317 / reddit.com

24.If you need a lawyer, make sure they're a MILF:

Sign for Mohammed Ibrahim Law Firm with a gavel and scales graphic

u/cyber_truke / reddit.com

25.Don't take the smooth exit, look for the chunky one:

Highway sign for Exit 121, directing to a place called "Chunky," surrounded by trees and grass

u/SuperPranker / reddit.com

26.I'll pass:

Sign reads: "Lake Quitman Marina. Eat Here. Get Gas & Worms. 903 878 9191," featuring fishing-related imagery

u/Lightthrudarkness / reddit.com

27.A for effort:

Chalkboard sign with a humorous poem: "Roses are red, Bacon is too, Poetry is hard, Bacon."

u/Lightthrudarkness / reddit.com

28.Very funny:

Sign on a wooden fence reads "THIS IS A PRIVATE SIGN PLEASE DO NOT READ."

u/Working-Fig5566 / reddit.com

29.When the dad is joking hard:

Sign reads: "I went to the paint store to get thinner. It didn’t work."

u/Short-Brain-1313 / reddit.com

30.And, lastly, the accuracy:

Neon sign depicting a coffee cup with the words "MY MOOD TODAY" inside it

u/Mobile_Millennial / reddit.com

We're going to continue to share great signs from Reddit, but we also want to see what YOU find as well! So, if you see a sign that makes you LOL, snap a pic and share the photo in the comments below. You could be featured in our next roundup!

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